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Facrastinating 

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.
Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating
Facrastinating by Rekcana June 17, 2011
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facrastinatine 

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.
I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.
facrastinatine by markhenry64 March 16, 2009

facrastinatine 

Adj. A word used to describe any activity used for procrastination that turns out to be more enjoyable then expected.
"Dude, did you get your term paper finished?"
"Nah bro I ended up talking to this random girl online, it was pretty facrastinatine."

Fatcrastonating 

Eating in order to delay starting your work
I was fatcrastonating so bad this weekend- I had three snacks before I started my homework
Fatcrastonating by JakeCVD September 4, 2016

Fantastinating 

A piece of news that is so amazingly interesting that it is considered "fantastic" and "fascinating" at the same time.
Little brother: "My Pokemon is almost level 100!"

Big brother: "That's fantastinating."
Fantastinating by s13teddy August 28, 2009

Fatcrastinating 

Procrastinating by way of eating- or becoming fat. Putting off doing an assignment (or any type of work) by eating something instead.
Yeah, I had a paper due at midnight but I ended up fatcrastinating for an hour with a bag of popcorn.
Fatcrastinating by BPiH September 11, 2012

Macrastinating 

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something by opting to macrame' instead.
I am macrastinating my house work right now.
Macrastinating by Knotted Honey August 29, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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