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facrastinatine 

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.
I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.
facrastinatine by markhenry64 March 16, 2009

Fatcrastonating 

Eating in order to delay starting your work
I was fatcrastonating so bad this weekend- I had three snacks before I started my homework
Fatcrastonating by JakeCVD September 4, 2016

facrastinatine 

Adj. A word used to describe any activity used for procrastination that turns out to be more enjoyable then expected.
"Dude, did you get your term paper finished?"
"Nah bro I ended up talking to this random girl online, it was pretty facrastinatine."

Facrastinating 

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.
Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating
Facrastinating by Rekcana June 17, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026