Fatcrastinating

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Procrastinating by way of eating- or becoming fat. Putting off doing an assignment (or any type of work) by eating something instead.

Yeah, I had a paper due at midnight but I ended up fatcrastinating for an hour with a bag of popcorn.

Fatcrastinating by BPiH September 11, 2012

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facrastinatine

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.

I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.

facrastinatine by markhenry64 March 16, 2009

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Fatcrastonating

Eating in order to delay starting your work

I was fatcrastonating so bad this weekend- I had three snacks before I started my homework

Fatcrastonating by JakeCVD September 4, 2016

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facrastinatine

Adj. A word used to describe any activity used for procrastination that turns out to be more enjoyable then expected.

"Dude, did you get your term paper finished?"
"Nah bro I ended up talking to this random girl online, it was pretty facrastinatine."

facrastinatine by Juanthestabber April 8, 2009

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Facrastinating

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.

Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating

Facrastinating by Rekcana June 17, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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