facrastinatine

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.

I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.

facrastinatine by markhenry64 March 16, 2009

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facrastinatine

Adj. A word used to describe any activity used for procrastination that turns out to be more enjoyable then expected.

"Dude, did you get your term paper finished?"
"Nah bro I ended up talking to this random girl online, it was pretty facrastinatine."

facrastinatine by Juanthestabber April 8, 2009

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facrastinatine • Facrastinating • Fatcrastinating

Fatcrastinating

Procrastinating by way of eating- or becoming fat. Putting off doing an assignment (or any type of work) by eating something instead.

Yeah, I had a paper due at midnight but I ended up fatcrastinating for an hour with a bag of popcorn.

Fatcrastinating by BPiH September 11, 2012

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Facrastinating

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.

Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating

Facrastinating by Rekcana June 17, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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