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flapclap 

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea
Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"
flapclap by original prankster March 20, 2009
Words you can keep
A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.
No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap
Flap Clap by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011
a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.
Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."
Flapclack by Flapclacker June 4, 2011

flapslap 

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.
"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"
flapslap by hazbad April 29, 2007
The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.
GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"
fapclap by Annandzilla October 23, 2013

Flapalapagous

Dude, Chad I Just Flapalapagoused
Flapalapagous by A.ss J.ack September 27, 2008

mud flap clap 

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.
Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.
mud flap clap by Jefe447 December 31, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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