flapclap

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea

Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"

by original prankster March 20, 2009

Flap Clap

A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.

No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap

by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011

Flapclack

a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.

Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."

by Flapclacker June 4, 2011

flapslap

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.

"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"

by hazbad April 29, 2007

fapclap

The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.

GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"

by Annandzilla October 23, 2013

Flapalapagous

it is a simple dick fart

Dude, Chad I Just Flapalapagoused

by A.ss J.ack September 27, 2008

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017