When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.
Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.
Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right
A classic fap'n'nap combo is usually combined in men ages 20-40 before they take their afternoonnap.
Man one: Hello is anyone in this thread?
Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap
Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!
Man Two: LOLZ TRU!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.