fantasy hoe 

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.

“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”

fantasy hoe by PAPA$PICE April 22, 2018

fantasyhead 

Typically inhabiting big urban areas, fantasyheads are creatures chronically involved in consuming fantasy of all sorts and engaging in activities such as larps and costplays, typically in order to temporarily escape the city madness, although the individual motivations may vary. Fantasyheads are very social yet exclusive species and usually partake in their activities in larger numbers.

Frank came home and to his surprise found his garage full of fantasyheads, playing D&D and wearing these weird elven constumes or something.

fantasyhead by Levvylev March 16, 2023