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Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
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faceoholic

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.
I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.
by Jamfetto December 20, 2008
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fapaholic

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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Fashaholic

I've always been the guy who, like, you know, like, you know they never give me pocket money, they always buy me stuff. You know my dads a Fashaholic, yeah?

Yeh..

My dad always tries to buy me really expensive clothes. And I'm always like nah dad I don't want it, it's too expensive.
by Fashaholic March 2, 2016
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fuckaholic

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.
Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!
by NAPO August 14, 2003
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Fagaholic

1. Someone who excessively uses the words, Fag,Gay,Queer,Homosexual etc. and is probably Homosexual himself
2. A very noticable (flamboyant) Homosexual
1. Phil - "Ryan is such a queer.. hes such a fag I mean god hes like so gay.."
Demko - "Phil stfu your a fucking fagaholic.. we all know your the gay one"

2. Wow that guy looks like a real fagaholic
by Demko November 12, 2005
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fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...
my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.
by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008
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