fannyman
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Fannyman
A male mistress. Derived from the words "fancy man."
The exact equivalent of a mistress but a man. A male who sleeps with a married woman on a regular basis.
The exact equivalent of a mistress but a man. A male who sleeps with a married woman on a regular basis.
As in "My fannyman gives me better lovin than my husband," or "If that fanny m*fu*ker ever sets foot in my house again, I'll kill him!," or "you can fannymac me anytime baby."
Fannyman by LASweetheart March 19, 2010
Related Words
fanny-man • Fanny Mangler • Fanny Mankler • fannywank • fannymuncher • fannypants • fannyann • Fannybangle • Fannycan • Fannycanakerpan
Funnymans
A phrase that is utilized upon the statement of an individual who says a statement in which the obvious and most precise answer is "no"
Funnymans by Ashketchup12 February 20, 2017
internet funnyman
A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.
internet funnyman by Alpha485 May 27, 2020
The Funnyman Depression
Friend: Hey dude wanna go hangout?
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression
The Funnyman Depression by The Funny August 17, 2020
fannywanker
A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007
good night funnyman
Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.
good night funnyman by Dodger of Zion April 23, 2006
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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