jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion May 22, 2007

wwebsite as on the internet

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.

Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

by Dodger of Zion December 28, 2011

apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.

"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."

by Dodger of Zion March 04, 2008

silver shamrock

Overused internet saying, started by the Clock Crew. It's meant to be a substitute for LOL, because Dwarfinator got banned for saying LOL on the NG boards. Taken from a costume company in the Halloween movies.

Silver Shamrock, that's awesome!

by Dodger of Zion January 13, 2004

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 08, 2022

dot commerce

Business done over the internet.

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003

The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003