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fanny wanger

For someone to be a fanny wanger, is for a person to do something annoying or to do something deliberate that will annoy a group of people.
He just untied my shoes! Ughhhh what a fanny wanger.
by Fanny wangerrrr mfc November 29, 2018
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Fanny Waggert

(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.

(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.

FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"

REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"

Over time, the usage has become derogatory.
Aye that lad Thommeh is a reet Fanny Waggert now he's got to marrying young Ethel Ballgrinder.
by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014
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FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank
god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)
by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005
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FANNY WANKER

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
by Joey February 15, 2005
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fannywanker

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
by Hays August 14, 2007
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