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Fannytastic
Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.
Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Fannytastic by CizzaW February 19, 2019
Fannosphere
The weather conditions on, around or inside your labia which could be correlated to the weather in your surroundings or your reaction to external stimuli.
Partying on the roof in January was making my fannosphere colder than the Cold Stone Creamery then I met the hottest guy I have ever seen. Now there is a tropical storm brewing in my fannosphere despite the cold outside.
Fannosphere by Crewmate_Conga_Liner July 25, 2023
Fanoth
A hidden world Nintendo proclaimed was in their earlier games. Some say it might be hidden in the newer Mario games on the Nintendo Gamecube. Creator in charge of Mario once, at a press interview, said "I hid it behind a barrier."
Fanoth by BadKittyNoNo September 11, 2010
stinky fanooter
An extremely odorous or seeping vagina. One that may have not been cared for regularly, or belonging to an otherwise dirty skank whore.
I would've went down on her, but she had a stinky fanooter!
Close your legs bitch, your stinky fanooter is making everyone in the room gag!
Close your legs bitch, your stinky fanooter is making everyone in the room gag!
stinky fanooter by Sunset Rubdown March 4, 2009
fannytune
a drift of air that escapes from your vagina and makes a surprising musical tune
a.k.a. a musical queef
a.k.a. a musical queef
fannytune by candilandi July 28, 2009
Fanooter
Fanooter by Captain BeefHeart January 9, 2004
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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