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An interpretation of Juliet Capulet from Romeo and Juliet that features the girl having psycho and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalking, denial of breakups, psycho lover to uncontrollable rage when jealous.

Jeanette Peterson from How I Met Your Mother is a classic example of Dark Juliet.
Friend 1: She started a fire so I have to come out and meet her. She says she couldn't wait till the end of the office meeting because she loves me so much.

Friend 2: Dude! She might be a Dark Juliet
by Crewmate_Conga_Liner September 28, 2023
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The weather conditions on, around or inside your labia which could be correlated to the weather in your surroundings or your reaction to external stimuli.
Partying on the roof in January was making my fannosphere colder than the Cold Stone Creamery then I met the hottest guy I have ever seen. Now there is a tropical storm brewing in my fannosphere despite the cold outside.
by Crewmate_Conga_Liner July 26, 2023
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