A combination of a vagina and a pair of bollocks - fannocks often found on post-op transexuals.
Can Also mean the coming together of vagina and balls, thus sex.
Bob: I was just taking off her pants and i saw the most disgusting sight!"
Bill: What?
Bob: Fannocks...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'