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Fanessa is when you are the attractor of the group you attract the guys or the girls you talk your way or your looks will
Shan:dang she is a fanessa
Derek:ya I think I like her
Shan:me too she’s fine
fanessa by Amathyst January 5, 2021
Words you can keep
to steal or take something from someone
example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn't just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iPhone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that shit for $300!!!
faness by lil'bitakaMS September 5, 2011
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finessable 

The vulnerability to he finessed. To be worked on or played. To be manipulated.
That girl is finessable.
finessable by amula94 January 10, 2018
Fanesha is a girl that is short and very pretty. She is always laughing and acting silly, she also likes to dance a lot. She’s a bit shy when you first meet her but once she gets comfortable around you she’ll start adjusting more and getting the hang of things. Fanesha is the type of girl with a very short temper too, she doesn’t not play around about people trying to mess with her because she will definitely check you with no regrets.
Fanesha is such a pretty girl or Fanesha can dance very well.
Fanesha by Michelle woppp June 30, 2019

Vanessa the finessa 

A girl that does guys really dirty
Wow that Vanessa is a true finessa she's defo Vanessa the finessa

fanessed 

fanessed is when you steel something from some one or hurt them.
im going to fanesse your stuff and fanesse your mom.ha little kid get fanessed.
fanessed by sunelisraw August 24, 2017
Used when some has 'pretty boy swag.' Usually when your giving your boy props on his outfit. The opposite is also used, 'no faness'.

pronounced: fuh-'ness
Positive Reaction:
*door opens*
Kid: "Oh booy, that jacket got faness on the real doe."
Mike: "Thanks bruh"
Negitive Reaction:
*door opens*
Kid:"HAHA!NO FANESS,NO FANESS BOOOY, NO FANESS"
Mike: Yo this jacket got faness till' death whatchu talkin bout?
Kid:"HAHAHA take that shit off boy you look like Bill Cosby.
faness by therealmastablasta March 3, 2011
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A)
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