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to steal or take something from someone
example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn't just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iPhone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that shit for $300!!!
faness by lil'bitakaMS September 5, 2011
Words you can keep
Used when some has 'pretty boy swag.' Usually when your giving your boy props on his outfit. The opposite is also used, 'no faness'.

pronounced: fuh-'ness
Positive Reaction:
*door opens*
Kid: "Oh booy, that jacket got faness on the real doe."
Mike: "Thanks bruh"
Negitive Reaction:
*door opens*
Kid:"HAHA!NO FANESS,NO FANESS BOOOY, NO FANESS"
Mike: Yo this jacket got faness till' death whatchu talkin bout?
Kid:"HAHAHA take that shit off boy you look like Bill Cosby.
faness by therealmastablasta March 3, 2011
Related Words
Faness means a friend that you can trust, a friend that can spend hours talking to and never run out of conversation faness is just another word for the very best best best friend in the entire world in matter of fact is your best friend and a great example.
She is faness because she is my best friend.
Faness by Jackiebeanstalk January 13, 2019

finesseyoswagger 

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"
finesseyoswagger by rhenvar January 13, 2010
1: (General Use) Meaning to steal from someone or to scam them.

2: (Gaming) To outplay someone.
Person 1: "Yo, how much you pay for this bag? Ain't nothin' in here but grass, fam."

Finessed Person: "Nigga what?"

Person 1: "Bruh, you got finessed."
Finessed by 3i5 December 14, 2016

finesse the plug 

To trick trick the person who supplies you with narcotics into giving you more than you pay for.
Person 1: I am going to go finesse the plug for a brick.
Person 2: Be careful, he has been selling shit a long time, and I heard he don't play.
finesse the plug by FinesseLord August 13, 2016
Getting something taken from you in a slick way
When your teacher collects money for a pizza party and doesn't show up the next day, that would mean you got finessed.
finesse by hahah zz November 22, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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