fanaa

Destruction of the self, destroyed in love

I am so fanaa

by redhotredhead January 21, 2015

map fanatic

Someone who loves maps excessively; they have tons of them in their home.

I'm a Bigtime map fanatic & have so very many maps in my house & love them all. Maps of the Constellations, globe, world maps, atlases, state maps, local maps.

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

fanapple

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

(background)
The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

by arb January 17, 2013

fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

Foo Faaaaaa

The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.

Sharkey, my Foo Faaaaaa is ready for some of that there sweet lovin' you got.

by Sharksie July 3, 2022

facebook fanatic

When a person on Facebook becomes fans of literally every little thing they believe that they are associated with. The person shows how hip they are by being fans of everything cool and appearing to be interested in things for attention.

Friend 1: Jeez, Joe is now a fan of getting crunk, sleeping in, the NFL, and like 10 other things.

Friend 2: Wow, Joe has really turned into a facebook fanatic hasn't he?

by Gmen35 December 7, 2009