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fan fuck 

A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.
John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?

Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.

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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?

Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.
fan fuck by jellyoutfit March 1, 2020
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Fuck a Fan day 

A day composed of when a streamer/Content Creator has sex with a Fan/s. This can consist of many different ways that the project is executed. This may be used if someone Donates or a Sub Goal is reached.
Chat: "Hey Its Fuck a Fan day!"
Streamer: "What the hell is "fuck a fan" day?"
Chat:"You fuck a fan of your choosing."
Fuck a Fan day by NevermoreXXRaven October 13, 2022

Fuck A Fan Day 

Fuck A Fan Day is when a streamer does a raffle and whoever gets picked from the raffle gets fucked hard in the ass.
“Yo it’s fuck a fan day!”
“Alright chat get ready, this raffle is about to get lit!”
“Let’s see here, coolkid201024 won the raffle!
“If this is you dm me after the stream so I can give you the details fam!”
Fuck A Fan Day by IShowDick&Balls October 14, 2022

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. 

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous 

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.
I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.
Fan'Fucking'Tabulous by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

fan fucking awesome 

An absolute great time, or something that is absolutely cool.
Boy: Wow this is a great party!
Girl: Its fan fucking awesome!!!
Boy: You mean fan fucking tastic right?
Girl: Oh yea...but it is fan fucking awesome!!

fan-fucking-tabulous 

An expression used in exasperation; hence "fucking" interjected betwen "fan" and "tabulous". Fan-fucking-tabulous implicates mild irritation with whatever the explative was directed at.
"Oh, fan-fucking-tabulous. The car won't start." Or even, "Well this is just fan-fucking-tabulous. -Now- she tells me she's pregnant."
fan-fucking-tabulous by Fynn May 23, 2006