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49er's fan
Fans of the San Francisco NFL team who all seem to live in the past and compare opposing teams of the present with their teams former greatness and obnoxiously hide behind 5 Superbowl wins their current team had absofuckinglutely nothing to do with.
49er's fan: The Seacocks suck. They have no D.
Hawk's fan: Look who's talkin trash! What's your team done lately? Win a couple games, did they??? Good for them.
49er's fan: We won 5 Suberbowls. Your team choked in Superbowl XL.
Hawk's fan: I said lately, fucktard. Nevermind, I forgot I was talking to a 49er's fan.... GAWD, I need a latte.
Hawk's fan: Look who's talkin trash! What's your team done lately? Win a couple games, did they??? Good for them.
49er's fan: We won 5 Suberbowls. Your team choked in Superbowl XL.
Hawk's fan: I said lately, fucktard. Nevermind, I forgot I was talking to a 49er's fan.... GAWD, I need a latte.
49er's fan by C-HOX 75 October 12, 2009
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Brenton's Fan Club
Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?
Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.
Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!
Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!
Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.
Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!
Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!
Brenton's Fan Club by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020
Giant's Fan
In typical fashion, the Giant's fan left the game with less than five minutes to go because they were down by more than a touchdown and traffic would be bad.
Giant's Fan by True Sports Fans January 28, 2009
Schrodinger's Fan
A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
Schrodinger's Fan by Chemical potato June 2, 2025
Schrödinger's Fan
A person who loves a new trend at first, but completely changes their story and claims they "always hated it" the exact second a crowd of people turns against it.
Person A: "Bro, didn't you post like five videos doing that dance last week?"
Person B: "Nah, I was just doing it ironically. I always hated that trend, it's so corny."
Person A: "Stop being a Schrödinger's Fan. You only hate it now because the comment section turned on it."
Person B: "Nah, I was just doing it ironically. I always hated that trend, it's so corny."
Person A: "Stop being a Schrödinger's Fan. You only hate it now because the comment section turned on it."
Schrödinger's Fan by furry29891 August 30, 2026
Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club
People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.