famped 

To be high

"What the hell is wrong with Chris"

"He's dumb famped"

famped by FampedGod June 16, 2017

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

fapped by Noir November 11, 2006

fumped 

short for "Fucking/Freaking Pumped"

"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"

"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."

fumped by L to the N June 15, 2007

Fagped 

A moped (which is usually restricted to 50cc) which typically looks stupid due to shoddy design, loud hair dryer sounding engine, flash and in your face colours and is made from 100% plastic, topped off by the driver being a chav or chav-like youth.

*On a minor road*

Fagped: nignggningggingngggning
Passer by: Oh look there's another Fagped!

Fagped by Two Tone Tooney April 6, 2009

Fammed 

1.) To be destroyed, humiliated and or exhausted.

2.) The end result of a vicious beating.

3.) To be killed or fragged with little or no effort

4.) When you humiliate or have been humiliated by a person or group of people.

Similar to noobed or owned

Pronounced -Fa-md

Example 1.) Someone posted a ridiculous comment on my page so I responded back and fammed them.

Example 2.) I was playing an online game and this person was talking stuff so when I defeated then I typed in FAMMED!!!

Example 3.) I was walking down the stairs with a friend, I suddenly slipped and fell to the ground. My friend then looks at me and shouts FAMMED!

Fammed by proctor July 17, 2012

Fumped 

to have had sexual relations, or have had sexual intercourse

Yo, I got with that honey and we fumped til it was raw Dawg!

Fumped by da Whisky-MizzacK January 9, 2004

fapped out 

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

fapped out by jake5443 December 31, 2007