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fallumpkin 

(n) One who is scatterbrained; one who is disorderly
"clean up you room, you ~"
fallumpkin by Tom Burk March 28, 2004
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French Flumpkin 

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her
I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut
French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Puffer Flumpkin 

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.
"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."
Puffer Flumpkin by lulahula October 1, 2013
moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.
sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!
flumpkin by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010

flumpkins 

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.
flumpkins by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009
Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.
While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.
Flumpkin by jhoff194 July 13, 2010
The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.
My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.
Flumpkin by Bill U. January 23, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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