1) A cockmaster

2) A true G

3) Someone who invites friends over so when they're asleep he can take pictures of them and secretly fap close to their heads
Example 1

Guy 1: You're a cockmaster, Fain
Guy 2: Safe as fuck

Example 2

Guy 1: That goal was G, you're a G Fain
Guy 2: I know

Eample 3:

Guy 1: Oi, did you go round dave's house yesterday?
Guy 2: Ye, he was a right Fain, I woke up and his cock was really close to my head, and he had his camera out
by Cockmaster123456789 April 5, 2007
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To be gay with one's self. Also to have "gayness".
Man, he is very fain with Joey.
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A person who is extremely childish and is never clutch.
That guy is a fain. He leaves people in the D and never comes clutch.
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You got any fenner fains. (noun)
Fenner Faining tonight? (verb)
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loves calum hood's big ass nose
or also known as
MEDA AND IVETA
*sees two girls swooning over calum hood's nose, filming some dumb ass series, jammin to 5sos, screaming please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin ur brain and talking about how luke hemmings is the best husband in the world*
OMGWTFBBQ BITH ITS SISTERS FAINS MERGIKS. I HATE THOSE TWO BITCHES MEDA AND IVETA
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