failonaut

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A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

failonaut by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Words you can keep

fagmonaut

A homosexual so gay, that he is willing to travel great lengths to find the cock. ie outer space

Roger : "Why you gotta be such a fagmonaut??"

Doug : "Hey fuck you."

fagmonaut by Javier Sanata July 31, 2010

Related Words

failonaut • Fargonaut • Faggonaut • fagmonaut • fagonaut • Failosaur • Failout • Failout 3 • fallofautumndistro • hajimmy fallonata

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

Failout by p_e_ December 16, 2008

Failout 3

The true name of Fallout 3. It's over-rated, overhyped, and it's crap. Rent it before you even consider buying it.

Failout 3 is the most boring crap ever

Failout 3 by Xtreme2252 August 14, 2009

fallofautumndistro

fallofautumndistro is a Youtuber, who has over 10,000 subscribers. He very much resembles Peter Griffin. He was on the channel fiveawesomeguys. He goes live on BlogTV from time to time and the main reason he gets lots of views on there is because people think Family Guy. Because he is a "Partner" he gets Money from going live, therefore he gets people like the vlogbrothers and toddly00 to go live for him so he can get as much money as possible.

"Hi, I'm fallofautumndistro, also known as Peter Griffin"

"HEY zOMG ITS PETER GRIFFIN.. Oh shit its just some guy who looks like him"

fallofautumndistro by todd lee zero zero January 5, 2009

Failosaur

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.

kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur

Failosaur by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009

Fargonaut

Someone from Fargo North Dakota, especially who exhibits its values and is an upright member of the community.

Oh yah that's a real Fargonaut there.

Fargonaut by D'Journeaux November 18, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026