failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

fagmonaut

A homosexual so gay, that he is willing to travel great lengths to find the cock. ie outer space

Roger : "Why you gotta be such a fagmonaut??"

Doug : "Hey fuck you."

by Javier Sanata July 31, 2010

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

by p_e_ December 16, 2008

Failout 3

The true name of Fallout 3. It's over-rated, overhyped, and it's crap. Rent it before you even consider buying it.

Failout 3 is the most boring crap ever

by Xtreme2252 August 14, 2009

fallofautumndistro

fallofautumndistro is a Youtuber, who has over 10,000 subscribers. He very much resembles Peter Griffin. He was on the channel fiveawesomeguys. He goes live on BlogTV from time to time and the main reason he gets lots of views on there is because people think Family Guy. Because he is a "Partner" he gets Money from going live, therefore he gets people like the vlogbrothers and toddly00 to go live for him so he can get as much money as possible.

"Hi, I'm fallofautumndistro, also known as Peter Griffin"

"HEY zOMG ITS PETER GRIFFIN.. Oh shit its just some guy who looks like him"

by todd lee zero zero January 5, 2009

Failosaur

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.

kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur

by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009

Fargonaut

Someone from Fargo North Dakota, especially who exhibits its values and is an upright member of the community.

Oh yah that's a real Fargonaut there.

by D'Journeaux November 18, 2018