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Failcation
What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.
"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013
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Failcature
When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.
Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature
Failcature by LZfan229 April 25, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026