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Failcation
What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.
"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013
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Failcature
When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.
Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature
Failcature by LZfan229 April 25, 2010
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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