failcats

A slang for one or a group to fail extremely.

Dude, look at his haircut, failcats.

by K-Chung December 30, 2009

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

failcasm

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

Failcaster

God.

that Failcaster is well good init.

by analalan February 4, 2009

Failcature

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.

Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature

by LZfan229 April 25, 2010