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Failcation 

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.
"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013
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failcasm 

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned
failcasm by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

Failcaster 

that Failcaster is well good init.
Failcaster by analalan February 4, 2009

Failcature 

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.
Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature
Failcature by LZfan229 April 25, 2010