fail sauce

staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.

Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.

by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009

fail sauce

a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.

"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."

by junksauce February 18, 2008

fail sauce

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.

Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!

by Corwad November 08, 2007

Fail Sauce

If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.

Zomg she is such fail sauce.

by WeinerSnitzel November 01, 2008

Fail Sauce

The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...

by Peter Buckett January 23, 2010

epic fail sauce fail

When purposefully attempting to replicate a fail sauce and failing in the attempt it can be considered an epic fail sauce fail.

That guy's solo was epic fail sauce fail

by Tung Hotaling November 28, 2010