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breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

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breakfast: a codename for morning sex
Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!
breakFEAST by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

breakfeast

some awsome sonic restaurant commercial that has been erased from the internet due to lawsuits with youtube and sonic.
wa, ha, haow, breakFEAST
breakfeast by shnider January 4, 2008

Breakfeast Squeezer 

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.
Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

breakfeast clubbing 

College tradition which involves waking up at 5am (usually on game day), dress up in crazy costumes, and go to the bars drinking, pass out, and wake up in time to go to the game.
Person 1: Are you breakfeast clubbing this weekend?
Person 2: Yup. Were going as Mario and Luigi. You?
Person 1: Definately. I'm going as a penguin.
breakfeast clubbing by marioL April 21, 2010

Monkey's Breakfeast 

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
Monkey's Breakfeast by tikihead January 19, 2010

porchegese breakfeast 

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!
Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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