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breakfeast

An insanely massive breakfast, usually containing various types of typical breakfast foods in large(r) quantities.
I had a birthday breakfeast: three eggs, an omelet, four slices of bacon, four sausage links, hashbrowns, five pancakes, two waffles, French toast; I'm pretty much full.
breakfeast by Naomi-Tatiana October 21, 2006
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breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

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breakfast: a codename for morning sex
Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!
breakFEAST by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

breakfeast

some awsome sonic restaurant commercial that has been erased from the internet due to lawsuits with youtube and sonic.
wa, ha, haow, breakFEAST
breakfeast by shnider January 4, 2008

Breakfeast Squeezer 

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.
Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

breakfeast clubbing 

College tradition which involves waking up at 5am (usually on game day), dress up in crazy costumes, and go to the bars drinking, pass out, and wake up in time to go to the game.
Person 1: Are you breakfeast clubbing this weekend?
Person 2: Yup. Were going as Mario and Luigi. You?
Person 1: Definately. I'm going as a penguin.
breakfeast clubbing by marioL April 21, 2010

Monkey's Breakfeast 

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
Monkey's Breakfeast by tikihead January 19, 2010

porchegese breakfeast 

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!
Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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