fail it 

To not succeed in a venture or activity. Various permutations of the phrase can be turned into almost any part of speech.

<Cyb> my bin2hex function is failing it
<mewse> you fail it
<Linguica> failure of it indeed

fail it by Linguica November 7, 2002

you fail it

A term that could be used as an insult or to take the piss when someone makes a silly mistake (a bit like 'duh' or similar) or fails something (like a test or challenge).

Originates from a game called 'Blazing Star', where the game over message reads: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough, see you next time, bye-bye"

you fail it by T.U.D October 1, 2003

You Fail it

-It's not for you
-You don't get the prize
-This ain't you farthers saiyuki

All in all, you got served and you most certainly fail it

"Why Mr Darcy, are you trying to insinuate that my womanhood can be given away at the toss of a hat, i do belive that you fail it"

You Fail it by XeiXei October 16, 2004

Noah will fail Italian 

An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.

Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?

No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.

Noah will fail Italian by jknjkfbsjkfgsag June 5, 2011

failitude 

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

failitude by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

failitude 

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

failitude by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.

He totally has failitis

Failitis by cong98 August 16, 2010