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Falesia
The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.
A word created by author and poet John Coney
A word created by author and poet John Coney
failest
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
failest by supergroup May 11, 2008
Fagglestick
Meaning Fag Stick. Just a funny way of saying it. Made up by some 10 y/old during boredom of school.
Spongebob: "I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!"
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Fagglestick by AnonymousPerson003 September 22, 2010
Fargleschnott
The mating ritual of the Whos of Whoville. Said to be the sickest, most depraved and hedonistic marathon of debauchery in the history of everything.
Fargleschnott by NecroVMX June 19, 2011
faglet
A "little fag".
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
Example 1-
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."
Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."
Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
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