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faningitis 

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.
Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.
faningitis by James Eunson October 22, 2006

Faggitis 

A person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-Urge to call everyone noobs
-Has a weird obsession with the word "pwned"
-Does his work but doesn't study
-Plays to much mmorpg
-complains; Cold, Download Quota, Video Games, Bags etc etc
-Cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone's misfortunes
-The people he sits next to wants to punch him
-When he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

There are 2 types of this illness.

Type 1 (Chronic)

This is the chronic Faggitis and there are only a few left in this world. Although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. This is a purebred genotype

Type 2

Type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. Type 2 is caused one a Type 1 is converted/turned into a less "faggier" person by either his friends or family. This is a Hybrid genotype
<student 1> Oh crap its the kid with Faggitis!!

<Faggitis sufferer> HAHA! you got "pwned" last night noob

<student 1> WHACK WHACK

<Faggitis sufferer> What was that for?

<student 1> Your have Faggitis

Fagititis 

Degenerative disease that consumes an indefected individual.

Symptoms include:

>Being God-damn
retarded
>Epic Fails in life
>turning them into
a fag, (not homosexually speaking)


There is no known cure for Fagititis
but there is treatment, corporal punishment
dished out by friends.

Fagititis has been
found to go hand in hand with fag sex, fag queen, fagasaurus
That's it man,
you have full blown fagititis.
Fagititis by sel-kie April 2, 2009

faggitism 

A disease you contract when you vote for Donald Trump
Dude 1 hey man I voted for trump wbu?

Dude 2 you'd better get yourself checked for faggitism?
faggitism by StickyBuns July 24, 2016

Faggitism 

When jack dunne and Evan Keirnan stay over in deivids house and think their lethal
Jack dunne is all faggitism and shit
Faggitism by Evan keirnans mom December 30, 2021

Faggitism 

A person who is genetically homosexual, do to family members sexual orientation.
My friend suffers from faggitism, because their sibling is gay
Faggitism by Mango_law July 15, 2025
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