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FaggotMonth 

A month for corporations to compete in the woke Olympics. Rejoice sodomites, the corporate world has plans for you!
Fred: Oh god Greg, is it FaggotMonth already?
Greg: Get ready for 30 days of degeneracy, shoved down your throat. Just the way they like it.
FaggotMonth by Dura San Gi June 1, 2022

faggotniggerdickschlongaholic

the highest possible tier of some bitch ass that’s been getting on your nerves
that guy just existed and i already know he’s a faggotniggerdickschlongaholic
Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
Faggotron by OjMann April 14, 2011

Faggotini 

A faggotini is a Gay Italian man who is flamboyantly gay and eats spaghetti out of there partners asshole in the sexual act of Daddys Pasta Plate
Joe's a faggotini mama beepodity boopidity

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!
Faggotron-5000 by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011

Faggotosity 

The sheer magnitude of Gai’s faggotosity is scary.
Faggotosity by Big Dog John Johnson November 8, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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