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Faggotron 5000 

Highest level of faggotry. When you call someone this tge whole bar should go silent for a few seconds before you get tackled to the ground or called a bigot. If you really wanna get it, call them a faggimus prime, if you do that, prepare your anus
Random anti-gay conservative: “FAGGOTRON 5000!!!!!!!”
Random gay guy: *tackles guy out of the ground and literally beats the shit out of conservative, maybe some anal if the guy’s into it #consent

Fagatron 5000 

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.
Fagatron 5000 by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Fagtron 5000 

A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.

Also: One who is obviously and exceedingly gay. Outwardly homosexual. A good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious anal sex with another male.
John: What did you do last night?
Steve: I had a hot night with my Fagtron 5000. He never lets me down
John: Dude. Not cool.

Or.

Ryan: FUCK! DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CUTOUT OF ARNOLD!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, MAN!!!
Steve: Woops...sorry...Would you like to join us?

Fagtron 5000 by Commander Lol June 29, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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