Faggotron-5000

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.

Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!

by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011

Faggotron 5000

Highest level of faggotry. When you call someone this tge whole bar should go silent for a few seconds before you get tackled to the ground or called a bigot. If you really wanna get it, call them a faggimus prime, if you do that, prepare your anus

Random anti-gay conservative: “FAGGOTRON 5000!!!!!!!”
Random gay guy: *tackles guy out of the ground and literally beats the shit out of conservative, maybe some anal if the guy’s into it #consent

by Anoninest anon June 14, 2018

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Fagtron 5000

A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.

Also: One who is obviously and exceedingly gay. Outwardly homosexual. A good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious anal sex with another male.

John: What did you do last night?
Steve: I had a hot night with my Fagtron 5000. He never lets me down
John: Dude. Not cool.

Or.

Ryan: FUCK! DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CUTOUT OF ARNOLD!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, MAN!!!
Steve: Woops...sorry...Would you like to join us?

by Commander Lol June 29, 2008