Highest level of faggotry. When you call someone this tge whole bar should go silent for a few seconds before you get tackled to the ground or called a bigot. If you really wanna get it, call them a faggimus prime, if you do that, prepare your anus
Random anti-gay conservative: “FAGGOTRON 5000!!!!!!!”
Random gay guy: *tackles guy out of the ground and literally beats the shit out of conservative, maybe some anal if the guy’s into it #consent
A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.
A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.
Also: One who is obviously and exceedingly gay. Outwardly homosexual. A good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious anal sex with another male.
John: What did you do last night?
Steve: I had a hot night with my Fagtron 5000. He never lets me down
John: Dude. Not cool.
Or.
Ryan: FUCK! DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CUTOUT OF ARNOLD!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, MAN!!!
Steve: Woops...sorry...Would you like to join us?
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.