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Fag Muffin 

The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.
Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!
Fag Muffin by Joe GDawg May 1, 2006
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fag muffin 

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.
I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.
fag muffin by mistuh F July 3, 2010

fag muffin 

A two-face dumb shit. Normally a PMSing preteen boy who is way to worried about what other people think of him. And normally has a bad haircut. And is most commonly by the name of Justin.
Justin you a dumb shitty fag muffin!!!
fag muffin by billielvr258 December 9, 2008

fag muffin 

a gay muffin
or just another insult
fag muffin by lyke OMG STFU July 19, 2006

fag muffin 

your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.

you taste delicious, just like fags.

to make it simple your just plain weird .
Andrew Sar is a fag muffin (:
fag muffin by Shay nay nay gurl July 31, 2009

fag muffin 

an extremely lame cupcake, without all the great fattening stuff on it that makes it good.
cupcakes that try to be cool but will forever be nerdy. cupcakes minus the frilly icing and gum drop buttons:D like yourself, you fag muffin.
fag muffin by FATMAN. September 30, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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