fadbook 

The inevitable downturn of facebook usage.

Karen: How did you not know about the party? I posted it on facebook.

John: I'm sorry, but I just don't log into fadbook anymore. Send me an email next time.

fadbook by elooto August 17, 2010

Fatbook

A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.

"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"

Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

Fapbook 

A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.

This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.

Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.

Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.

An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.

Fapbook by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011

rumbling fadooka 

A fart with both volume and magnitue enough to render the "farter" unconscious for a few moments.

Bert: Pull my finger.

Ernie: *tug
Bert: **explosive fart noise**
...Bert giggles and falls to the floor in an unconscious heap...
Mary: (running in from another room ) WHAT WAS THAT NOISE... AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL ?!?!
Ernie: (choking and gasping for air) ....Rumbling Fadooka!!

rumbling fadooka by Skippy107 December 25, 2013

Fagbook 

Code name for the website known as facebook. This term is usually used by people who oppose facebook (otherwise known as facehaters). The term is a derivation of the word fag in order to cause offence to those of whom use facebook (known as fagbookers).
Needless to say, there is a raging battle between the Fagbookers.

Fagbooker: Hey! I made a facebook! I was on it alllll night yesturday.
Facehater: Why dont you go fuck yourself and set it as your facegay status, you prick.

Fagbook by Ooganden January 25, 2009

fadookying 

Facebooking while you take a shit.

Yo! What the hell is taking you so long, I have to use the bathroom, are you fadookying again?!
"Sorry man, chill"!

fadookying by snugbuglin February 6, 2012

Fanbook

Similar to a doujin, a fanbook is an unofficial art or comic book, created by a fan of any game, show or cartoon. Usually these fanbooks are created for Japanese anime and depict hentai themes.

If you go to an Anime convention, be sure to pick up some fanbooks.

Fanbook by Jeffsback2223 September 6, 2009