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factual factual 

An expression a young black boy named Lloyd would use to express that he is wrong
"Son ,you cant snap with one figure" "yeah son,factual factual"
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factual food 

Factual food- food is usually a matter of taste,however there are a few foods that as a matter of fact taste good! Pizza,burgers,and fries are a good example. So,if someone claims they "don't like pizza" you know they are just being an ass, because pizza is a factual food. That means everybody likes and they're just trying to be different. Now everything they say is suspect.
Dad- Marty eat your fried chicken .
Marty- I don't like fried chicken.
Dad- that's nonsense fried chicken is a factual food.
Marty- it is?
Dad - yep!

Marty eats fried chicken and enjoys it!

Factual Bet 

It is an actual fact that is used as a bet. Or can be used to compare something
"Parker you look really nice today and thats a factual bet" " Coach it's a factual bet that I will do my homework" " It is a factual bet that tigers have strips"
Factual Bet by Voteforfactualbet February 14, 2019

not intended to be a factual statement 

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

factual facts 

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.
"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

Not intended to be a factual statement 

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement
A statement that is perceived as the truth by a person or a body of people.
"I AM NOT GAY"--- factual statement said by George Micheal
Factual by Matt Wood woody December 19, 2007
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