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1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?

facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008
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fackacktah 

more or less derived from the Yiddish/Jewish vernacular

1.to be highly intoxicated

2. when something is really wrong/messed up

1. That Yager bomb got me seriously fackacktah

2. Obama's going to get us out of this fackacktah war in Iraq.
fackacktah by ToneKnowledge44 January 24, 2009
In Halo, when someone smacks you, it is refered to as being facacked. If you get assassinated or beat down, you have just been facacked.
This n00b was running at me with a rocket launcher and I facacked his pwned @$$.
Facack by Josh Outlaw May 13, 2005
Rispo: facback on Monday?
Panhead: quids in? I can’t say no! Mayo mayo mayoooo
Facback by A luv jenny June 16, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026