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Facetiousismistically 

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically
Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

facetiolism

Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.
"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"
facetiolism by LawB May 7, 2016

facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.
That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.
facetiolism by MRWig October 9, 2016

Facetiousizing 

Asking a question kowing the answer will be facetious or responded too with excessive humor.
Boyfriend: Hey should I use a condom?

Girlfriend: I dunno should we have sex?(AGGRESIVELY)
Boyfriend:(thinks wow stop facetiousizing me forreal)
Facetiousizing by anonymous May 14, 2021