A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically
Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.
Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...
Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.
"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.