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Facetiousismistically 

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically
Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

facetiolism

Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.
"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"
facetiolism by LawB May 7, 2016

facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.
That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.
facetiolism by MRWig October 9, 2016

Facetiousizing 

Asking a question kowing the answer will be facetious or responded too with excessive humor.
Boyfriend: Hey should I use a condom?

Girlfriend: I dunno should we have sex?(AGGRESIVELY)
Boyfriend:(thinks wow stop facetiousizing me forreal)
Facetiousizing by anonymous May 14, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026