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facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.
That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.
facetiolism by MRWig October 9, 2016

facetiousism

1. The act of being facetious
2. A really hard word to say
"Carys, I really don't appreciate your fashesuhsism, I mean, facetiousism right now."

factionism 

A mindset in which a person thinks only or mostly of the group s/he belongs to, sometimes to the detriment of others.
Some factionistic Serbs refuse to acknowledge the Srebrenica massacre.
factionism by UmmAgummA July 28, 2005

Facetiousismistically 

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically
Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026