facetiolism

Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.

"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"

facetiolism by LawB May 7, 2016

facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.

That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.

facetiolism by MRWig October 9, 2016

facetiousism

1. The act of being facetious
2. A really hard word to say

"Carys, I really don't appreciate your fashesuhsism, I mean, facetiousism right now."

facetiousism by nihilisticexistentialism September 11, 2011

factionism 

A mindset in which a person thinks only or mostly of the group s/he belongs to, sometimes to the detriment of others.

Some factionistic Serbs refuse to acknowledge the Srebrenica massacre.

factionism by UmmAgummA July 28, 2005

Facetiousismistically 

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

Facetiousismistically by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019