faceshoes
Mikey: Jimmy’s acting like so much of an asshat I do not know what to call him
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?
faceshoes by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022
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Faceshocker
The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.
Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009
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Faceshooter
AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.
"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."
Faceshooter by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007
Faceshot
Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.
Faceshot by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021
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Japanese FaceShield
The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!
Japanese FaceShield by JillsDog May 1, 2011
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