faceshoes

The “other end” asshat

Mikey: Jimmy’s acting like so much of an asshat I do not know what to call him
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?

by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

by TimCT February 3, 2009

Faceshooter

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007

facehosed

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

faceshot

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

by Nozer June 10, 2009

Japanese FaceShield

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

by JillsDog May 1, 2011