faceghost

A person who joins Facebook but only logs on 3 to 4 times a year and/or ignores friend requests and/or never or rarely replies to messages.

Jon: Did you see that Mary joined Facebook?

Jones: Yeah, but it was six months ago and she has, like, no friends. She's a real faceghost.

by Winston Churchill VIII August 4, 2009

Faceshooter

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007

Forceghosted

When you shart after standing up.

I was playing Garry's Mod, and when I stood up I Forceghosted.

by iEvidence October 22, 2016

facehosed

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facegloating

The practice of putting unrealistic posts on social media to make your life appear more fantastic than the shitty reality of your existance

1) Shayler-Noncetrumpet Two-dads-Mctween was Facegloating with her shoplifted Gucci handbag
2) " Bouyed-up by a litre of Aldi fortified wine Jaqueline did some Facegloating about how much toilet roll her partner Adam had sold at work

by Wiggy MacAlastair March 22, 2020

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

faceshot

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

by Nozer June 10, 2009