Faceshot 

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

Faceshot by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

faceshot 

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

faceshot by Nozer June 10, 2009

faceshot 

When a man shoots his liquid fire onto another's face.

Andrew Levy: "Shoot your cum on my face!"
Random Gay @ Cornell: "On your knees, bitch!"

faceshot by CUGSA July 20, 2008

faceshot 

When the penis slips during the state of orgasm to aim and shoot the male in the face with his own cum. Normally he is laying down or reclined during sexual intercourse or masturbation. An accidental act.

During sexual intercourse with my partner, he/she suddenly jumped up from being on top and I received a faceshot! I think I got some in my mouth!

faceshot by $tephanie August 17, 2006

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

faceshat 

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

faceshat by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

faceshitted 

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

faceshitted by dave p March 3, 2006