facepum 

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.

He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.

facepum by Polam May 21, 2016

Facepam 

Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"

Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam

Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.

Facepam by Cozie November 18, 2010

Facepuke 

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.

Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.

Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009

facebum 

A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.

I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.

facebum by m0tive February 18, 2009

facehump 

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

facehump by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facedump 

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

Facedump by The Lyon March 7, 2009

faceplum 

The highest form of self humiliation.

Crikey, Charlotte just got a faceplum for that observation.

faceplum by Houtie June 29, 2009