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Facecard 

Your reputation is your facecard, it could be either good or bad.
Yeah bruh can’t come through here no more, he f*cked up his facecard.
Facecard by IL4R April 28, 2022

Facecard 

A person is so attractive that they can get things for free.
Janette's Facecard never declines whenever she is out.
Facecard by girlieBAI- December 22, 2023

facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Face card 

Popularized on Tik Tok and other social media, "face card" is used to refer to a person's facial attractiveness. Mainly used to refer to a woman's beauty.
Ella may not have a huge ass or rack, but her face card is always valid. She's stunning.
I got into the club because of my face card.
Face card by bigmentirosa November 22, 2021

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way
Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.
Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.
A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.
Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014