facebookaly 

Facebookaly: Adv
Of, relating to, caused by, or affected by facebook activities.

He is facebookaly dead. It means he doesn't do any facebook activities.

facebookaly by Bampara October 3, 2013

Facebookahol 

The substance which Facebookaholics crave. Warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. Side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.

Consider yourself warned.

"I'M A FACEBOOKACHOLIC!!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH FACEBOOKAHOL!!!!"

Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"

Facebookahol by JesseMarantz February 28, 2008

facebookable

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable

facebookable by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007

Facebookaholic

1. when wakes up,whenever has a free period, gets home from school, after dinner, inbetween homework, before going ot bed, checks their facebook
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when 50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another 25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly check to see if anyone has made a new one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long time, but deside just to check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers anonymous," or some variation

person 1: are you ok? you look like your about to fall asleep, you have blisters on your fingers and your eyes are all bloodshot.
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get alot of sleep last night.
person 1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic

Facebookaholic by fbaddict December 28, 2005

facebookling 

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.

Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

facebookling by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

facebookanxiety 

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.

1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
...
"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."

facebookanxiety by Andreearawr June 12, 2007

Facebookly Active 

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.

Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.

Facebookly Active by grovecityfan January 19, 2009