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facebook ho 

one who goes on facebook and adds anybody just to get the most number of friends and constantly goes on the site and posts pictures up like everyday or changes his or her status multiple times a day
John, are you a facebook ho? Stop checking it so much.
facebook ho by pokerface2 March 28, 2009
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facebook ho 

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.
"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."
facebook ho by AANNNEE December 11, 2007

Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho) 

One who feels the need to post scantily clad photos of themself on a daily basis just to piss off the frenemies on their friend list and maybe grab some attention while they are at it.

*to show off your goods and you know it's good so you don't care what the haters say.
Example:

Molly says: did you see her profile picture? What the.....she's a Fa-Ho.

Cindy says: I know-what a "Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)"
Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho) by Surfer Mommi November 7, 2011

facebook dat ho

When a pimp searches for his ho from last night's party on facebook the next day after his hangover. This includes after he has done as much as possible with her that night. He knows he is a badass!
Guy grinds on girl all night then he facebook dat ho the next morning.
facebook dat ho by Madman12 October 16, 2007

Facebook female ho 

Signs of a facebook female ho:

-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy
Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..

If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!

If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.

Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.
Facebook female ho by The noticer! December 31, 2011

FacebooK-Hole 

The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
Just got caught in a FacebooK-Hole and burned my dinner.
FacebooK-Hole by Erik Wave September 11, 2011

Facebook Homo 

A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.
That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.
Facebook Homo by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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