faceblazin 

Facebooking to the point of losing track of all time, like being stoned.

I was up until 4 a.m. faceblazin.

faceblazin by blazed123 August 5, 2010

faceboozing

The act of going on Facebook while drunk, specifically the comments left and messages sent by a drunk person while on Facebook which are typically misspelled, unrecognizable, funny, and/or creepy.

He was totally faceboozing last night, just look at the comment he left on my page: "Hey just wanted ti say hey ur hot theres nothig to do late at night. WHy didnt you return my text message im a ggod guy and we should hagne out more whe nmy roomate leaves i will come over to your room to asy hi im persom ok bye"

faceboozing by justsaying May 22, 2007

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

Faceplaint by sanplan March 9, 2012

Faceballing 

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

Faceballing by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011

faceblind 

The inability to recognize faces

I cant remember anyones name because i cant recognize their faces due to suffering from faceblindness

faceblind by lilmissgotta April 11, 2016

facebaking 

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

facebaking by metal power February 12, 2010