faceblind

The inability to recognize faces

I cant remember anyones name because i cant recognize their faces due to suffering from faceblindness

by lilmissgotta April 11, 2016

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Faceblanked

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.

A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."

by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010

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faceblind • Faceblinked • Facegrind • faceblicity • faceboink • FaceLine • faceslide • Facealini • Facebender • Facebinge

facebliss

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is

Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.

by Clavenson June 14, 2018

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Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009