faceblind 

The inability to recognize faces

I cant remember anyones name because i cant recognize their faces due to suffering from faceblindness

faceblind by lilmissgotta April 11, 2016

Faceblanked 

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.

A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."

Faceblanked by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010

facebliss 

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is

Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.

facebliss by Clavenson June 14, 2018

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

faceslide by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

faceboink 

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

faceboink by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

faceslide by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011