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Pants Face 

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A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants
That guy is such a pants face for saying that.
Pants Face by penguin March 20, 2004
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Pants Face • no pants face hug • face-pants • throw your pants at their face • Your Mother's Face in my Pants • pants • Pants down • Pants on the ground • pants party • Pants Crouton

no pants face hug 

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oral sex for male or female.
my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.
no pants face hug by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009
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Face Pants

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for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!
Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!
Face Pants by Didymus90 April 11, 2010
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face-pants 

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Imagine yourself with pants on.

Now, put your head up your ass. That is what we think of you.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, face-pants.
face-pants by antipedantic.com February 4, 2008
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throw your pants at their face

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An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
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Your Mother's Face in my Pants 

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This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
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