Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 21, 2004

no pants face hug

oral sex for male or female.

my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.

by dirteepnoy January 15, 2009

Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!

Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!

by Didymus90 April 11, 2010

face-pants

Imagine yourself with pants on.

Now, put your head up your ass. That is what we think of you.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, face-pants.

by antipedantic.com February 04, 2008

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 05, 2021

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 02, 2014