face lift

When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.

"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."

by Dr. Raab October 29, 2008

face lift

plastic surgery on the face

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.

by kekik March 25, 2006

face lift

To touch up on, fix up; usually after prolonged neglected use

Hey I think its time you give you myspace a well-needed face lift!

by *Brendan Hottie* January 30, 2008

clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.

e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

by steve finning June 20, 2006

Detroit Face Lift

Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.

Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.

by Assjuyo Patruyo February 8, 2009

Shotgun Face Lift

To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.

Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 15, 2009

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017