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The name of the person who ethers you and has amazing sex with your ass while you are passed out. Then you wake up the next day with no memory of such an incident.
I woke up with a huge headache and a sore anus. I must've been hit by the Ether Bandit!!!
by Dr. Raab September 23, 2008
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When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.
"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."
by Dr. Raab September 16, 2008
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