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face-cunt by snizz master April 28, 2011
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face cunt
Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
face cunt by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
Cunt face cunt
Basically the same as "Stunt Cunt", but differs in the person acts as your friend and then bad mouths you to everyone and pulls any stunt to make you look bad and her "the victim"
I had all of the eggs ready for tomorrow, and Beth used them today, just to make me look bad!
She's such a "CUNT FACE CUNT"
She's such a "CUNT FACE CUNT"
Cunt face cunt by Money bags 97 July 5, 2017
Dick face cunt nugget
Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!
Dick face cunt nugget by Lolgayasf July 13, 2019
Bite your face cunt
A phase used when someone is being a cunt so u make it sound more roothless by saying this and they have nothing to say back cause no one wants to get thier face bitten
Also just a good way to shame someone out cos what do u say back to that.
Also just a good way to shame someone out cos what do u say back to that.
Bro can i have a turn on your mrs. Fuk off Il bite your face cunt
The bro trys to steel your beer, il bite your face cunt
Im gana roll u g. Na il bite your face cunt
The bro trys to steel your beer, il bite your face cunt
Im gana roll u g. Na il bite your face cunt
Bite your face cunt by Peeeeeeeepipes December 9, 2016
Vagina Face Cunt!
my best friend's boyfriend bc he wanted to break up with her for no reason.... Also whoever I choose to call! (:
Best Friends's should to be ex boyfriend but isn't unfortunately,, what a waste of time bc he is a vagina face cunt!
Vagina Face Cunt! by Carpediembitch! May 22, 2011
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