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Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

Shovel Face 

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.
Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.
Shovel Face by TannROK April 10, 2009

Shovel Face  

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
Shovel Face by tumme April 14, 2008

shovel face 

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.
Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"
shovel face by Jimbob3 November 14, 2006

Shovel Face 

A girl with a distorted un-attractive face, making her look like she was hit with a shovel.
"Damn! That girl is hurt! She got a shovel face!"
Shovel Face by SaxKitten July 5, 2008

Shovel Face 

1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.
Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!
Shovel Face by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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