face shove

The act of shoving ones penis into another person face, not directly into the mouth but general facial area.

"Yo Trevor stop slapping your cock around my face you face shover"

by BobBallSlap February 15, 2015

Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.

Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.

by TannROK April 10, 2009

Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008

shovel face

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.

Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"

by Jimbob3 November 14, 2006

Shovel Face

A girl with a distorted un-attractive face, making her look like she was hit with a shovel.

"Damn! That girl is hurt! She got a shovel face!"

by SaxKitten July 5, 2008

Shovel Face

1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.

Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!

by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005